The are places I will always associate with specific periods of time in my life. Places I will cherish, off the beaten path gems with a dash of dry-rot, buckled pavers and crooked art. Gems – albeit rough cut and
I do think this is a possible explanation…. Evil Genius: For years we have conspired to drive mankind (mostly man) crazy with our evil devices and inventions. Mad Scientist: (repositions hump) Yessss, master! Evil Genius: We have done well my
Friends, Tom, Clint…. It’s time to announce a something fun I’ve been playing with for a while now. Hu-more! It’s a collection of silliness and seriousness, fact and fiction and information on my emcee and event services. Give it
“Go Schmidty!” rang through the ears of the nearby attendees, literally ringing in their ears, possibly for hours, she had the gift of volume but not tone. It was an off-key ear splitting screech….think Edith Bunker, at volume 11, through
I’m going to correct a common misconception about the male figure. The anatomical term for the midsection of hominids is abdomen, which is obviously singular. Those of lower IQ will point to the term “men” in the word abdomen and
Thanksgiving Morning. November 22, 2012. Turkey Bowl. Gunnison, Colorado, USA, Earth. 9:13 am. Maybe 9:15. Narrated by NFL Films’ John Facenda. Based on a real story with fictional content. On the frozen tundra of Jorgensen Field a career was temporarily
The last time I talked to my grandfather I was embarrassed by my inability to talk with him because of Parkinsons, his hearing being shot and his speech so fragmented. Phones are great for many things but not ideal for
A little humor from Humore.us The worst job I ever had? I once worked for the airline industry helping customers retrieve lost luggage – I can’t say which airline based on the terms of my severance package with said airline