So, a Toolbox is typically not my friend. Some people describe themselves as “mechanically inclined” I describe myself as “inclined to hire a mechanic.” It’s not that I can’t do some of the things I’m required to do when “adulting” but I’d rather not for two reasons. #1 I don’t have all the tools needed and spend more time and money making trips to buy tools for a one-time fix and I’m not giving my money to the multi-national, deep state Tool Industrial Complex. There doesn’t need to be this many types of screws, bolts or cables. I’m over it. #2 my dogs don’t understand why I’m screaming at my projects, assuming incorrectly that the screaming is directed at them and they don’t like it when I use so many cuss’ words, Dude. I’m sensitive to animal suffering. Unless they taste good. End of rant.
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