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I’m going to be a misbehaving senior….citizen.

Someone took battery charger and cables out of my car recently. They perps hit multiple cars in the parking lot and someone said off-handedly: “Probably teenagers” From my experience that’s not always true.  Once, in St. Croix a “crackstafarian” (quick definitions: rastafarian = dreads + marijuana, crackstafarian = dreads + crack cocaine, not to be […]

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International Literalist Society: Use Caution!

A plea to you, loyal readers.  Don’t take life too literally…. Some people do. For the afflicted  similes, metaphors, idioms and figurative language make the world a dangerous and confusing place.  That’s why in 2015 I formed the International Literalist Society. Our first attempts to help those burdened with only a literal understanding of the world were a complete […]

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When Doves Cry

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I just watched Supermench: The Legend of Shep Gordon (a Maui resident) and it’s a great movie. Shep is the manager for many a famous band back in the 1960s including Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Alice Cooper and Pink Floyd (for 9 days!) and Luther Vandross. Once of Shep’s best publicity stunts was intentionally breaking […]

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Astrology…A Foundation of Miscommuncation

Once…long ago…a young boy named Nativus Purus and his drunkard ancestor Uncle Vinum Maximus chatted about the great stories of Greek mythology and the astrological signs in the night sky.  Uncle Vinum was deep into thought an also deep into his goblet already…the conversation went something like this…. Nativus Purus: Uncle Vinum? Explain the history of our […]

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I Stay Windward

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For some time I’ve been meaning to write a blog about my typical Saturday on the Windward Side of Oahu and struggled to find the right story for it….until this past weekend! I have the goal of trying to stay on the Windward and rural side of the island each weekend. Yet it’s hard as […]

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All Terns Allowed! All Turns Aloud!

Why haters? Why hate terns or turns? Your lack of proper spelling doesn’t make your disdain for terns an acceptable belief system in this day and age. Yes, the City and County of Honolulu has posted signs throughout this once-great county opposing turns from Kaena to Kalihi.  It’s a sad, sad, sad state of affairs.  But […]

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Turkey Dogs: I Guess it Counts

I recently made a career shift out of environmental endeavors to focusing on our community’s youth through the Boys & Girls Club of Hawaii has brought me full-circle to a degree. Some would say it’s fortunate that I don’t interact with our Clubhouse members everyday – and hey, that hurts! I’ve enjoyed expanding my exposure […]

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Finding My Bonefish Willy’s

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The are places I will always associate with specific periods of time in my life. Places I will cherish, off the beaten path gems with a dash of dry-rot, buckled pavers and crooked art. Gems – albeit rough cut and set in slightly tarnished gold. Places with great views, great food and/or drink and grand […]

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Evil Genius: Let There Be Noise

I do think this is a possible explanation…. Evil Genius: For years we have conspired to drive mankind (mostly man) crazy with our evil devices and inventions. Mad Scientist: (repositions hump) Yessss, master! Evil Genius: We have done well my apprentice but I want us to do more, more to annoy humanity! (evil laughter) Mad […]

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Announcing Hu-more Diversions and Heckling Service

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Friends, Tom, Clint….   It’s time to announce a something fun I’ve been playing with for a while now.  Hu-more!  It’s a collection of silliness and seriousness, fact and fiction and information on my emcee and event services.  Give it a look: www.anthonypoponi.com!   Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/anthonypoponi   Good Times – Good Causes – […]

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